47 funny single on Valentine's Day quotes to celebrate being alone
Publish date: 2024-04-26
If you are single on Valentine’s Day 2023, here are some funny quotes and captions to share on social media today.
February 14 is the worst day of the year for those without a significant other who are constantly reminded of their singleness.
Instagram is flooded with red roses, gushy paragraphs and public displays of affection as couples express their love for each other.
Instead of wallowing in self-pity, share one of these funny quotes on social media and own being single this Valentine’s Day…

Single on Valentine’s Day quotes
- “I don’t need Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.” – Katy Perry
- “I call it being self-partnered.” – Emma Watson
- “I’m not alone! I’m with myself. And myself is fabulous.” – Eva Longoria
- “I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself.” – Mike Wazowski, Monsters Inc.
- “Happily single is recognizing that you don’t need or want to be rescued from your life by a handsome prince because your life is pretty awesome as it is.” – Mandy Hale
- “I needed to lose you to love me.” – Selena Gomez
- “I love being single. It’s almost like being rich.” – Sue Grafton
- “Today may be Valentine’s Day bu chin up – tomorrow is half-price candy day.” – Unknown
- “Single and fabulous. Exclamation point.” – Carrie Bradshaw
- “Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.” – Kiera Cass
- “I’m not single. I’m in a long-distance relationship because my partner lives in the future.” – Unknown
- “S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loyal and Enlightened.” – Unknown
- “I’m single because I was born that way.” – Mae West

- “We are all like candles, and whether we are single or joined with another does not affect how brightly we can burn.” – Stacey Lee
- “It’s better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.” – Marilyn Monroe
- “Love stinks.” – J. Geils Band
- “My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.” – Warsan Shire
- “Some people say Valentine’s Day is SAD… I like to call it Singles Awareness Day.” – Unknown
- “I’ve been single for a while and I have to say, it’s going very well. Like… it’s working out. I think I’m the one.” — Emily Heller
- “Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.” – Michael Douglas
- “If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?” – RuPaul
- “You alone are enough. You have nothing to prove to anybody” – Maya Angelou
- “What do single people call Valentine’s Day? Independence Day!” – Unknown
- “Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.” – Sex and the City

Valentine’s Day captions for singletons
- Single AF
- Love is in the air…so I’m just gonna keep my windows closed today!
- Only got eyes for me.
- My plans for Valentine’s Day? Oh, you know, the usual: Netflix and chill – by myself.
- My heart is already taken – by chocolate.
- Followed my heart and it led be to the fridge.
- In a relationship with me.
- All of me…loves all of me.
- Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
- Spending Valentine’s Day with my favorite person: myself.
- BRB, taking my dog on a date.

- I finally found someone who annoys me the least: Me.
- Today is all about me, myself, and I.
- Sleeping until February 15th.
- Waiting for all the discounted candy.
- Thanks a lot Cupid.
- I’m not SAD, I’m celebraitng Singles Awareness Day.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, wine is cheaper than dinner for two.
- I’m not single, I’m in a long term relationship with fun.
- Single on Valentine’s Day = more chocolate for me.
- Happy Drink-Wine-and-Eat-Chocolate Day!
- All my single ladies.
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